Silent Bob (_silent_bob_) wrote in blockofstores,
Silent Bob

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Can't find Jay

Need an alternative Jay, something to tide me over until he finds his way back.


Looking for:
Seeking leaning against side of Quick Stop buddy.
Needs to be odd looking and a loudmouth,
little to no brain activity required. Have no luck
with members of the opposite sex, be a 5 time
loser, working knowledge of Star Wars, hyperkinetic,
turrets syndrome wannabe, have to have alternative
means of income.

Bonus if you can use the word fuck 30 times in a
2 minute conversation.

Abuse of losers with less lives than we have and
work for minimum wage a nice touch.

What you get:
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